cracker

A term for white people because of their obvious resemblance to Saltines.

(black guy sees a white person in the hood):
"look at that white cracker tryin to be all ghetto n shit"

by the Slayer August 3, 2006

cracker

The term “cracker” is universally thought to be a racist derogatory term for people of European ancestry. Mainly said by scape-goating blacks and Mexicans (and sometimes Asians and Indians) in a failing attempt to put down the white race (for basically existing), people underestimate the TRUE definition of the word, which is:

C-Caucasian
R-Race
A-Actively
C-Controls &
K-Knows
E-Earth’s
R-Resources

A black dude and a Latino dude are both playing basketball together in a park by themselves. A white dude approaches near them carrying a sports bag. Minding his own business, he starts to get his basketball out and begins playing on the other half of the court. The black and Latino gentlemen both stop, turn around and observe him.
The black dude then shouts, "Hey cracker, what'cha doing'? Get 'cho white azz off this court! It ain't yours!"
The Latino guy adds, "Yeah, that's right, whiteboy! Go away!"
The white guy looks at both men and says, "Thank you guys for calling me 'cracker.' I'm flattered. Know why? Because 'cracker' simply stands for Caucasian race actively controls and knows Earth's resources!"
The black and Latino men both stare completely speechless and dumbfounded as the white guy picks up his stuff and walks away laughing his ass off.

by Whatever, does it matter? November 6, 2007

Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle November 6, 2008

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

cracker

a fukin dick succing white person

this goes out to all u fukkin gay racist honkey-ass crackers

if ur not one of those ignorant redneck cousin-fukkin birdshits

disregard this messege

one of those gay crackers who spends all day on his/her computer talkin shit about other races but are to scared to talk shit in our face

by Beaner && proud February 19, 2009

cracker

humorous racist term now used most commonly by black people, to refer to white people.

the term is derived from the fact that bitch-ass white slave-owners used to "crack" their whips on their black slaves.

CRACKER: hey, im white and im extremely intimidated by you because your black but im trying my best not to show it.

NIGGA: wats gooood cracker?, AHAHAHA

by RickyRoss88 May 1, 2010

Cracker

A term used to describe a white person much like redneck, white trash, pigs etcetera. Most whites believe Cracker should be taken with the same level of harshness as Nigger but few know of the white mans ways towards blacks many years ago when they served as slaves. Presently blacks use the word to insult whites for whites have insulted and suppressed them in society. Setting standards and not allowing blacks to reach them in society. Ultimately leading to the selling of drugs and other illegal activities to survive in the white mans world.

Stupid Cracker you're a cancer to this earth and all that it stands for! BE GONE!!!

by Tell[it]like-itis August 23, 2009