The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010

chocolate butterfly

THE RESULT OF THE ACT OF USING ONES BUTT-CHEEKS AS AN ARTISTIC APPARATUS IN ORDER TO IMPRINT BUTTERFLIES UPON A SURFACE SUCH AS A WALL OR CANVAS. THE ‘BUTTERFLY’ PATTERN IS ACHIEVED BY SPREADING FECAL MATTER, EVENLY DISTRIBUTED OVER EACH BUTT CHEEK. PRESSING THE BUTT-CHEEKS ONTO THE CANVAS OR WALL CREATES A PATTERN RESEMBLING FLYING BUTTERFLIES, OR ‘CHOCOLATE’ BUTTERFLIES.

I better not find a chocolate butterfly on my wall when I come back from vacation.

by kahlo56 January 28, 2013

Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

by DanVleet June 24, 2009

Chocolate Cumshot

A Chocolate Cumshot is when a man finds himself shitting and climaxing at the same time.

I bet that guy would give a killer Chocolate Cumshot.

by Nerdeh July 13, 2016

chocolate mile

Slang for anal sex.

Dude, that chick's coming over and I'm gonna stroll the chocolate mile.

by Lizzie the Great February 5, 2009

Chocolate Nut

The act of cumming in a womans ass.

Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!

by xdubz420 December 11, 2016

Chocolate cam

A common problem which affects the camshaft lobes of VW 1.9PD engines, as used in the mk4 Golf, which causes excessive wear of the cam lobes in the engine. This is caused by using incorrect specification engine oil and / or not keeping up with oil changes.

VW Nut #1: DANG! My mk4 TDi is idling hella-rough dawg!
VW Nut #2: Oh Shit! You put some cheap-ass oil in there man! Are you ready for an expensive repair bill on your chocolate cams?

by Doodiehead123 December 28, 2009