Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

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brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

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Brandon Wilbur

Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.

Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.

by TAYLORFFFFF January 21, 2021

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Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.

Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole

by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020

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Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.

Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters

by Brandon84 December 14, 2010

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Brandon's trigger

A person named StarryEmo (Starry for short), also known as Purple Kenny, The human embodiment of South Park, and THE Izuru Kamukura Simp.

They are known to harrass the YouTuber BrandonPlaysStuff by trying to bypass his bans and contact him, even though he has told them that he doesn't want to be near them anymore. They have a lot of alts. Geez.

Brandon's trigger has no life.

by nobodyimportantlol March 9, 2022

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