Bandit

The love of my life,
the most perfect person to ever exist

Oh my gosh! Have you seen my bf Bandit? He's SO perfect 😍

by mychemlovr July 8, 2022

bunditsatheon

A surname. People with this surname often also have a name starting with a J. Mickey mouse's long-lost cousins from Virginia. 🤓 They love sports. Ou stride is quite alike the Majestic yet despicable Arabian horse. Often are otherworldly and god-like. Their hair millimeter away from being considered emo. Has super sonic hearing amplifiers called... AirPods? They walk on all fours. "HegHheggh" Christian rock is life 👼✝️

Tobias: Oh look it's JB!

JB: Gosh darn, I sure do miss Virginia.
Tobias: Hey J, what's up?
JB: God 🤩

J.B: Heuhge..eHfg..ee! Sherry: Woah J.B what are you doing

J.B: jammin out to Thousand Foot Krotch! My favorite Christian rock band! HEUGH!!!

Sherry: You rock J.B!

M.Muscetteir: Sqeak. Cnurl. Chip wug, yop. Sqeak chip! J.B: eugh huehh? M.Muscetteir : squip cheep. Yek sqeak "Lakers" sqip sqeak?

J.B: yes

I will raise my army as the Emporer of scamerperers-Bunditsatheon.

by ClownsAreHot July 19, 2022

Bandit

Ooooooooohhhhhhh yeah
Ilittlebabismbaismisisimbaditaimoliondedabt

Uh, I say, uh
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh
When I'm on that molly, I feel savage, uh, uh
She the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her, I'm the definition of a bandit, uh, ayy
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

I'm a definition of a bandit.

by KKSlurr August 22, 2022

Bandit

Juice WRLD

I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

by SDA0408 December 9, 2022

Bandit tricking

for the pussies of siege

Im a faggot so I was bandit tricking in siege today

by RiottSky May 25, 2023

Bandit

Somebody, particularly female, who has stone cold tendencies

Mar, stay away from that bandit! They're real unpredictable.

That bandit cant be trusted dont be goin around just givin shit to her

by Jones3507 June 13, 2023

Bandit

A Dad who shamelessly enjoys the kids TV show Bluey and finds the character Bandit a highly relatable role model and often seeks to emulate him.

“He’s such a great Dad”
“Yeah, he’s a Bandit.”

by Half brick July 6, 2023