eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.

Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table

by Awadatsah December 27, 2020

Homeless under the hammer

A fantastic TV show where a group of people explore and uncover homeless houses and crack dens.
First originated in Maidstone, the crew of homeless under the hammer uncovered 3 crack dens within the first day of recording.

Person 1: "Have you seen Homeless under the Hammer?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I love that show!"

by The SWC official March 25, 2024

under chat

Under Chat is program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is preformed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can preform all of the buggery their heart's desire.

Mike-"Did you hear that Jake is going through Under Chat?!"

Ethan- "Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program."

by Gay unicorn October 23, 2018

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

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.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 8, 2025

Under the table

1. secretly, hiding something

2. sucked dick under the table

1. I arranged the deal under the table to avoid suspicion

2. i gave head under the table

by urmom.com.au August 31, 2021

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016