A Text Battle is a form of battle rap usually involving two parxipitants, that is in the form of written verses posted in an online forum or social network group or platform, that is judged either by pre approved judges or the readers and usually has certain categories that are each given scores, such as Multisyllabic rhymes, punchlines , personals, wordplay, scheme, etc. They can also be team battles, or be themes battles in which the two participants agree to a topic which constitutes the theme of each punchlines. Text battling started in the early to mod 00s, and started growing larger on battle rap forums and text Battle specific groups on ocial media sites , specifically Mysace and Facebook around this time. Some well known love battle rappers made their name on text Battle sites and it continues as a sub genre of hip hop. It is also sometimes referred to as keystyle ..
The recent text Battle between Else One and Cekspree didn't fail to impress the readers and Judges alike
by Leviathin December 04, 2023
When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.
I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.
by Prince Fonzarelli January 21, 2023
The Battle of the Atlantic is was an event in World War Two, in which the largest battleship to ever be created, the Bismarck, was sunk off the coast of Brest, France.
The main focus of the Battle of the Atlantic was to cut the British off from the United States, in hopes of making the Brits surrender so Hitler could focus on the USSR. The German Navy, or Kriegsmarine, launched a daring raid of the Atlantic shipping convoys. The Kriegsmarine sent the Bismarck and the battlecruiser Prinz Eugen. The British home fleet, commanded by Admiral John Tovey, was sent to sink the Bismarck. A small intercept fleet was sent to Iceland, commanded by Vice Admiral Lancelot Holland and the battlecruiser HMS Hood. When Hood and the Prince of Wales reached the Bismarck, the waters were too choppy, and the destroyers had to turn back, so the Hood and Prince of Wales had to fight the Bismarck and Prinz Eugen alone. The Hood was sunk and the Prince of Wales had to retreat. Eventually, near Brest, the battleships Rodney and King George V sunk the Bismarck
The main focus of the Battle of the Atlantic was to cut the British off from the United States, in hopes of making the Brits surrender so Hitler could focus on the USSR. The German Navy, or Kriegsmarine, launched a daring raid of the Atlantic shipping convoys. The Kriegsmarine sent the Bismarck and the battlecruiser Prinz Eugen. The British home fleet, commanded by Admiral John Tovey, was sent to sink the Bismarck. A small intercept fleet was sent to Iceland, commanded by Vice Admiral Lancelot Holland and the battlecruiser HMS Hood. When Hood and the Prince of Wales reached the Bismarck, the waters were too choppy, and the destroyers had to turn back, so the Hood and Prince of Wales had to fight the Bismarck and Prinz Eugen alone. The Hood was sunk and the Prince of Wales had to retreat. Eventually, near Brest, the battleships Rodney and King George V sunk the Bismarck
by _Dictionaryuser#473 April 02, 2020
Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 05, 2021
by Fiddleboy69 April 27, 2017
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!
by random game mem thinkgs December 04, 2022