August 2nd

Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah

Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick

Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*

by Owendunca July 29, 2021

August 4

Ask your crush out day

Dude it’s august 4 go ask your crush out. It’s ask your crush out day

by SHABSUDKKWAISKDIKSJ August 4, 2021

August 14th

August 14th is the national give your boyfriend head day.
If you have a boyfriend, you are physically required to give him head that day.

GF: "Hey, isn't it August 14th."
BF: "Yeah, why?"
GF: "Well, i gotta give you head, get ready."

by wikemazowski August 2, 2022

August 27

Where the Simpson predicted that the peach ass head is gonna die soOon

Don’t forgot y’all invite me to his death party , I’ll bring tons of shawarma 😝

Friend 1 : yo ur ready to throw some shit in august 27

Friend 2 : I’ve got tones of lil kharas

“Khara” means shit ..... don’t trust ur friend when they say khara means “beautiful”, all 🧢

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by bring me shawarma August 5, 2020

August 16

International show your ass day. That’s all, so don’t let us down.

- Hey, show your ass days is August 16 this year. Maybe you want show me?

by Biggycriggi August 14, 2021

august 5

people born on this day are usually tories <3

Tina: Omg did you know Lizzie was born on august 5th ?

Sam: Yeh, I know she’s such a tory

by everyonelovestories December 12, 2021

31st of August

It is the day when Malaysia gained independence from the British rule. Also known as Hari Kebangsaan or National Day.

Today is the 31st of August, Malaysian Independence Day!

by RandomMalaysian August 18, 2023