space biscuit

A dank air biscuit. A fart so chunky you can't breathe, and neither can anyone else. You might as well be chugging the vacuum of space, because there is no air in here, there is only the space biscuit.

Open a window quick. Someone dropped a space biscuit, i'm drowning in stink.

by BlueRift September 20, 2020

biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 06, 2023

Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.

"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"

by iamahab February 17, 2012

Moon Biscuit

The greatest hamster of all time

"Moon Biscuit really was such a good guy. I wonder how he's doing up in space now"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 September 14, 2020

Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time

Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby

by Chasadia November 23, 2018

sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.

Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.

by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018