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Tatty Water

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.
Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.
by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010
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menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
by Path June 5, 2007
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wigger wagger

A northern England word for flapjack (meaning a desert cooked with oats, butter and sugar)
Do you fancy a piece of wigger wagger with your coffee?
by Richard Womersley January 12, 2006
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Water Bottle

A bottle of water filled with vodka usually at teen dances or socials.
Jim: Yo Frankie you bringing the water bottles?
Frankie: Yeah G I'm loading up.
by Mr. Pizzle April 21, 2009
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Chunky Water

Aye bruh I'm drinking chunky water right now
by TheMohigel April 23, 2017
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40 water

A vitamin water that is made by E-40 and the makers of hyphy juice.
I was at 7-11 yesterday and I bought that new 40 water and it was amazing.
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