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Wanker

Alisha meant wanker which means a smart persn
Alisha is gay and meant wanker is smart
by Wallah i dont like u September 6, 2020
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Wanker world

A place where dickheads go who like a good old wank over themselves
Wanker a world wanker a world lots of cum it’s so fun at wanker world
by Sex vibe July 27, 2018
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Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.
At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”
by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024
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wanker jumper

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.
by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018
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Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.
by blackgays69 December 2, 2025
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Wankering

Being hung by your dick
Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan
by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017
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Eric wanker

A young adolescent male who plays Fortnite all day and likes to wank it a lot . No Shame here .
Hey Brian, get out of my room? Why so? I’m trying to get my Eric wanker on !
by Great creative January 27, 2024
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