A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.
Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 22, 2011
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Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"
Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"
Bob: "Sick bro!"
Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"
Bob: "Sick bro!"
by Billy203982345 January 20, 2009
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The phenomenon of breasts growing during "turkey-eating" holidays, due to excessive consumption of turkey and other holiday dishes. Also occurs in the hind-region and is known as "turkey tush". This usually wears off a few weeks after the holiday.
Person A : Damn, her rack is amazing. What happened?
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.
by LDH92 January 21, 2009
Get the Turkey Tits mug.1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammerthey give up
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammerthey give up
For every person who starts a sales/finance related thread, they're likely going to find it Turkey-Baconed within the first 10 posts and then it's off to the races.
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The War Bonds Lighters World War Lighters thread has officially been turkey-baconed!
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The War Bonds Lighters World War Lighters thread has officially been turkey-baconed!
by bplewis24 January 16, 2009
Get the Turkey-baconed mug.Five guys on one girl; as in one in the mouth, one in the ass, one in the vag, and one in each hand. The combination of flapping arms and the head moving back and forth makes the girl look like a turkey.
"God, this party is such a sausage fest, only one girl is here. Hey, actually we have enough people for a wild turkey!"
by Kobra Kommander October 17, 2008
Get the Wild Turkey mug.When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.
by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011
Get the Jive Turkey mug.A very rare turkey sized bird with the shape, behavior, and flight pattern of a pigeon. The turkey pigeon is very elusive and only inhabits a very small portion of Needham, MA known as Brendan's back yard. It is also sometimes called a f-turkey pigeon.
The other day there was like, a bird in my tree. At first I thought it was a turkey, but then all of a sudden it started to fly so i thought it must be like, a turkey pigeon!
by coranglais April 16, 2007
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