When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .
After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .
by Ack dog November 03, 2022
When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.
Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."
Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
by Jayslide June 06, 2020
A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
by TheRadadar July 11, 2019
When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.
This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.
by DonkeyPuncher911 November 21, 2024
A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
by Professor Dan February 20, 2018
When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 18, 2018
Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out
by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025