I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

dab on that gay shit

Dab on that gay shit is commonly used when a nigga want to partake in a act of homosexuality with another nigga

Nigga #1: "Hey nigga, want to dab on that gay shit?"
Nigga #2:"ahh nigga that's cute. Let's get hella gay fam."

by Big nigga seadon August 28, 2017

I am the storm that is approaching

A reference to Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition's theme song made by Casey Edwards and Victor Borba as the theme song is for Dante's twin brother, Vergil (spoiler alert! He's Nero's father).

Person 1: Hey dude! Are you ready to fight some monsters in that new MMORPG?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Let's go!
*When playing the game and chatting with other players*
Person 2: Let's get this over with!

*Person 2 falls behind*
Person 2: Ah damn it!
*Person 2 keeps falling behind*

Person 2: Okay that's it!

*Person 2 goes on full rage mode*
Person 2: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!

by Muzaria December 24, 2021

Hoist That Rag

1. The second song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. A sentiment based on the lyrics and tone of that song. To tell some one to 'Hoist That Rag' is to tell them that life is shit, but to stick it out.

God used me as hammer, boys
To beat his weary drum today

Hoist that rag

Hoist that rag

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

that's hot

A phrase made popular by Paris Hilton.
The phrase is used after basically any statement.
Used in everyday speech.

Jason: Look at those two chicks making out
Ryan: That's hot

Roxy: Like my new Gucci shades?
Lauren: That's hot

Random guy: I robbed a bank
Paris Hilton: That's hot

~ ;)

by ---anonymous September 1, 2006

freak that bitch out

when a man proceedes to dip his nuts in a girls asshole.

"yo tone...freak that bitch out!"

by Dave Bach April 24, 2008

Watts Up With That?

A popular antiscience blog maintained by Anthony Watts. It works something like this:

- A new scientific paper is published on climate
- The media will convey the results of said paper to their readers
- Inevitably some outlets will misconstrue the findings of the study
- If the distortion challenges Anthony Watts' denialism (e.g. Climate Change is an even bigger problem then our current state of knowledge indicates) he will uncharitably pounce on the error and pretend bad press reporting is a reflection of climate science itself
- But if the distortion strengthens his position (i.e. Climate Change is a crock of shit) the impulse to ridicule some aspect of the story is miraculously suspended

Promotes a new hypothesis to explain global warming each week ("I'm making this a sticky") hoping nobody notices how the latest explanation nullifies the previous one, complete with obligatory picture of a collapsed wind turbine, fire breathing Al Gore, and an infographic showing how much traffic his site gets.

Favourite quote: "Science isn't done by consensus. Anyway, my blog is way more popular than yours."

Cited approvingly by Judith Curry after having her feelings hurt by Gavin Schmidt (whom she secretly fancies).

Watts Up With That?: "It was the Sun all along. Who knew?"

by ThePowerofX September 5, 2011