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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.
Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011
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