potty train

When you teach your children to use the toilet instead of a diaper or pull-up. It's so they don't piss and shit on the floor all day long when they're grown. Most people were trained regardless if they have an actual toilet or not.

Mom: "I'm potty training little Suzie."

Bro: "Well you're bad at it. She pissed on the floor, again."

by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021

trains person

A person or animal that is not the same animal as they were born as and identify as a train

“My dog is a trains person and identifies as a train”

by A dog in disguised April 9, 2021

Rob A Train

Go home and mind your own business.

Them: Where's the body?
Guy: Go Rob A Train.

by Z_Zeno July 13, 2022

Trained boyfriend

A boy who knows how to take good pictures of his beautiful girlfriend

I have a trained boyfriend! He takes great pictures of me on our holiday

by Jenniferling July 16, 2022

Gravy Train

a sexual act in which one partner makes a trail of semen from the pubic area to the mouth of the other partner

"We rode that gravy train for 69 miles"

by Mr. Loysch December 22, 2008

backup the train

An expression used to stop something or slow it down. If someone is talking fast, backup the train will mean for them to repeat what they said. Can be used with hold the phone

Kids in a classroom going crazy, someone swears
Teacher: Hold the phone, backup the train! Who said that?

by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008