Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018

last 15

Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".

She has been all over the news again, lets hope this is her last 15.

by TUC2020 February 9, 2018

last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

by bren1010 July 26, 2021

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

The Last Page Effect

The Last Page Effect (noun) – The bittersweet realization that something meaningful is coming to an end, bringing a mix of nostalgia, regret, and the fear of lost possibilities. It’s the feeling of reaching the final page of a great book—knowing you had plenty of time to experience its story, yet still wishing you had done more before it was over.

Example 1: "Graduating college hit me with The Last Page Effect—I always thought I had more time to do everything I wanted, but now it's just... over."

Example 2: "As I packed up my childhood bedroom for the last time, The Last Page Effect sank in. I lived here for years, but suddenly it feels like I never fully appreciated it."

by BorderlineApathetic March 3, 2025

Sho [Last Name]

me

Person A: do you know Sho Last Name
Me: Yes, it's me

by Sho [Last Name] July 25, 2021