Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 25, 2021
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ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
by TopNotchTopHat May 18, 2015
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brain ding

look its brain ding
by fghjbv cfghnb February 24, 2022
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by PooHole22 July 04, 2022
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Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.
Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 18, 2021
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The An Ding Peak lord

Around 175 cm tall, has brown hair and keeps it in a bun most of the time, very cowardly but fast on his feet. Handsome as fuck and does the sects finances and housework, his name is Shang Qinghua. if lost please return to Mobei-jun he gets nervous without his emotional support peak lord.
“Have you seen the An Ding Peak lord? Mobei-jun is about to have a mental breakdown. Oh no he’s crashing out”

“Are you the An Ding peak lord?”
by Sad_Hamster January 23, 2025
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