Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
Get the stevensmug. steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.
by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022
Get the stevenmug. A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.
I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels
If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels
If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
by Lovellove January 23, 2022
Get the Stevenmug. In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
Get the Stevensmug. by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023
Get the Stevenmug. Such an amazing person. Someone you can always count on. He is the best boyfriend, if you can mange to get him to like you. He has amazing brown eyes and the best smile ever.
by Sianananan an February 6, 2021
Get the Jack Stevensmug. Steven is a lonely log .He always tries to fit in but he fails all the time. He is adopted and no 1 likes him .He has a fat girlfriend and thinks there everything .He has a big mushroom head .He likes toes.He talks like a strange animal
"Steven is such a weirdo"
by Skytv May 19, 2019
Get the Stevenmug.