standing stick

Boner

I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.

by Mari CR Morningstar February 23, 2024

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Stand up

Talk to tv to tell someone to stand up.

Please stand up.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

man stand

a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space

all white boys stand in man stands

by littytitty123 December 17, 2017

Stand on the bee

Stand on the bee to put it out of its misery e.g. don’t prolong its suffering

Melissa: I’m sick if Ethan asking me out, I’ve told him I’m not interested

Jenny: stand on the bee, he’ll leave you alone then

by Beezkneez May 5, 2020

'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him

Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'

by Rightmond November 29, 2022

Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing

She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016