Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

Spanch

A slur for someone or anything and everything

BOB YOU FUCKING SPANCH YOU FUCKED MY CHICKEN AGAIN DAMNIT

Them damn spanches takin all our damn jobs Ricky

by JK57 July 30, 2024

Sancho

Sancho is a cold baller who plays for Manchester United and England on the wing. He’s got the potential to be really good but it’s hindered by the fact that he wants to be a roadman and show dem boy dere wagwan. He’s got rapper traits as well. He’s usually lip syncing to Lil baby with Marcus Rashford with his jewelry on

Harry Maguire: Sancho! TRACK BACK AND DEFEND FOR YOUR TEAM! DEFENDING COMES FROM THE FRONT
Sancho: Oi shut up fam. You’ve got a head the size of an analog tv how about you defend before you chat shit and dat cuz. Know my ting
Maguire: snm

by YM.LYM September 8, 2023

Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023

sanchesbian

Another woman trying to steal your woman

You ma’am, are a Sanchesbian trying to steal my woman!

by Ranchero January 7, 2024

sanchya

the best person you will ever meet. she's hot and cute and extroverted

ong she's such a sanchya

by anonymous leonard February 28, 2024

sanchi shinde

Has an unhealthy obsession with Walker scobell and suffers from delusions. Get well soon ml <3

Person1: Hey, do you know Sanchi Shinde?
Person2: oh yeah she’s the one who’s mentally deficient and half of her braincells have been rotted and captured by a ginger man.
Person1: awh

by Pretzel_lover69 March 12, 2024