queef

(Kuh-weef) N. 1) The Fart noise made by the outflux of air from the vagina. Tone and range depends on size of penis used during intercourse and the length of vaginal lips. Longer lips deliver a deeper tone as shorter lips give off a shorter sharp tone. 2) Anyone who wears socks with sandals. 3) John Kerry, Al Gore and any other democrat who is completely devoid of a personality. 4) A Hamburger patty made from a combination of Quayle and Beef (See also Beefalo). 5) The Queen of France.

queef
1) I pounded your mom so hard that she queefed so loud that my clapper turned the lights on.
2) Dude no wonder your mom cheats on your dad. He's a total queef.
3) You both lost to "W"? God you guys are Queefs.
4) Wow Bill, this Queef burger is fantastic. Got any honey mustard?
5) All hail the Queef. Long live the Queef!

by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

Québécois picnic

the act of tricking someone else into helping you move

"We thought we were going for lunch, but we ended up moving furniture out of some house. She really took us on a Québécois picnic!"

by askdjf August 22, 2008

Queef

an explosion of air from the vagina, the flaps often expel the trapped air with a vibrato sound much like a violin.

by milton July 8, 2003

queef

Refering to the person or the sound produced by one who is consciously capable of sucking air into their vagina and expelling it in a manner such that it resembles the sound of a fart.

While Jimmy was unaware at the time, the reason his mother sounded like someone blowing across an empty bottle every time she wore a dress on a windy day, was because she was a queef.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

queef

a girl who has a pussy fart

My girlfriend queefed while i was eating her out and it blew my eye brows off

by Jared Swayne November 5, 2006

Quebexico

A term used to refer to the region along the border of Quebec and Ontario, where English, French, and slang are used interchangeably.

Quebexican is also used to refer to a resident of this region.

I went to Quebexico and all of the English words had a 'z' at the end.

by Nateasaurus January 21, 2010

québecistan

What Québec should name themselves if they separate.

John: Where are you from?

Pierre: Ze glorious nation of Québecistan!

by MaZ_85 December 9, 2006