puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

lily padding

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

by Big Mike February 21, 2005

Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.

Sam is my puddin, so back off!

by Angus November 21, 2004

Puddingfucker

A person who finds great pleasure in dipping his knob in some pudding. often while the pudding is in the fridge the puddingfucker will give it a good fucking while leaning back with his hand behind his head.

Pearcey is a massive puddingfucker!

by Theinfamousejambon August 12, 2010

puddin' ring

a goatee beard that looks as if the wearer had just put a can of pudding to his mouth and it left a ring. usually seen on fat bald guys who work the door at strip clubs or play bass in really bad "hawdcore" bands.

look at that guys goatee it looks like a puddin' ring

by bobovdeath May 2, 2007

Puddin' Tits

Fat, flabby man boobs.

Person 1: "Hey theres Mr. Puddin tits himself"
Person 1: "Hey there Puddin Tits!"
Person 2: "Screw you, I cant help it I have fat funny looking nasty man boobs!"

"That guy over there has some Puddin' tits on him"

by M.Michele February 9, 2008

wrinkle sack puddin

what comes out of an old mans balls,ie cum

Wrinkle sack pudding is that of an old man.

by deebra November 28, 2007