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excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

The most used phrase in the low budget Zelda cartoon of the 80's.
Zelda (falls on water and it's not saved by Link): Great job hero!
Link: Excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
by G.Loki June 12, 2017
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Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

Say this to someone who you want to die.

Only Link from the Legend of Zelda ever says it.
Zelda: Link, what the heck was that-
Link: Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
ZELDA HAS DEAD.
by dudeboi April 14, 2021
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princeton

This is a phrase made for individuals who have an exceedingly small wanker. They also get little baby hard-ons for mothers of an older age.
*picks dog up off mothers lap*
"Oh my! What a little Princeton you have there!!!"
by Ambroski February 20, 2013
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Baby Tiger Princess

The cutest girl in the entire world. She is fierce but adorable, sexy but sweet. Commonly nicknamed the BTP.

Her perfect match is a Baby Cheetah Prince
Aww! Look at that baby tiger princess! She's rawring!
by K.I.G. May 8, 2008
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Princeton, NJ

Princeton is a town in New Jersey, although none of its residents feel that they are part of Jersey, and neither do the rest of New Jersey think Princeton is part of them. The University selfishly occupies the best part of the Princeton landscape (the highest point), leaving the lower land, which is prone to flooding, to the residents. Michelle Obama was right - people in Princeton are rude and pretentious. None of them would smile back when being greeted, unless you encounter a tourist or an amigo. What they say about D.C. "If you want a friend, get a dog" is true in Princeton, because people will smile at your dog, but not at you. Ironically it’s also one of the most progressive towns in NJ.

Princeton is also full of pretentious elitists, who never went to the Princeton University, but enjoy acting like an Ivy League snob. Princeton residents like to blame all its crime on Trenton, failing to admit that it can produce thugs and gangsters on its own. In reality there are two Princetons – Princeton Borough and Princeton Township. The duos have been a shining example of small town politics, which is the major problem of New Jersey. The 2 towns share many things, but their governments dispute everything, from the school budget to the simplest thing like free parking for the Princeton Public Library. The 2 police departments don’t like each other. The Princeton Borough, prided itself as “the original Princeton,” has refused to merge with Princeton Township in vote multiple times. This unfriendly attitude results in government inefficiency, busy-body politics, and high property tax, which, however, is not alone in Princeton but prevalent in the whole state. The houses are ugly, yucky and over-priced. Its restaurants are just as worse - low quality, pretentious, and expensive. There is no night life, as there is only 1 bar in town. And certainly, no pretty girls exist in Princeton after Brook Shields graduated.
"Hi, how are you doing?"
People in Princeton, NJ look the other way.
by oohlala08542 June 23, 2009
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Princeton Day School

A school where snobby rich white kids thrive. They lose a lot in school to school tournaments yet still keep a way too good self-esteem which is frankly impressive.
Princeton Day School? Oh yeah, they lost against us again
by UsernameCheatCode June 26, 2020
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Shower Princess

A shower princess is someone who spends too much fucking time in the shower. As a result, some people don't get to wash their ass, and if they do, it's usually cold water leaving one with the feeling of surfing off the coast of Alaska, mid winter. And in worse case scenario, when water is limited, leaving other's with little to no water.

The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.

The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.
Soldier 1: "That shower princess Snuffy has been in there for over 45 minutes and my shift starts soon. And everybody is gunna be like, yeah, that guy, over there, he smells like dirty buttholes"

Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"

Soldier 1: "Duly noted"
by TheScaryKid November 7, 2011
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