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Poo Dust

The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.
Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!
by Alilbutt November 29, 2010
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Kunji Poo

Kunji Poo is a slang way of calling somebody a cock turd The word Kunji meaning penis in the tamil language
"Look how far wide he just bowled that ball what a Kunji Poo"
by Kumar Ranjit April 21, 2008
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poo cup

It's a noun, a verb describing the action, and an exclamation. A poo cup is the act of farting in your cupped hand, then quickly holding it over an unsuspecting friend or co-worker's nose and mouth. You must shout "poo cup" as you make contact, which startles your victim, causing them to breathe in deeply.
YOU: "POO CUP!" VICTIM: "Ahh, damn man that's nasty!"
by John Sag July 26, 2006
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Nancy Poo

(V.) When you fuck someone in the ass and they shit themselves later.
This girl passed out and then Nancy Pooed on my foot.
by Heybuddyguyfriend February 10, 2018
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Poo thumb

The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.
Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb
by Craig Mack Andy bitch nasty October 12, 2013
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Puchi Poo

A cute animal like bunny, alpaca, pomeranian who wants to cuddle with you. This also applies to stuffed toys.
She is my Puchi Poo. I want to cuddle with her all night long.
by Brocode89 April 8, 2020
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analogue poo

When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
by jwgrooves June 13, 2017
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