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parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
by JenDizzle March 6, 2012
mugGet the parking piratemug.

Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food
guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick
by W00fomatic November 9, 2009
mugGet the Fling piratemug.

Screen Pirate

Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.
"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"
by scotteric April 17, 2016
mugGet the Screen Piratemug.

pirate dip

Guy one: hey man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy two: nah bro she was was on the rag.

Guy one: bro go for the pirate dip. Just cause it's red don't mean you can't hit it.
by Thescholarlyscholar April 6, 2016
mugGet the pirate dipmug.

The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.
"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"
by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012
mugGet the The German Piratemug.

Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.
Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!
by Socr8s August 26, 2012
mugGet the Poor Piratemug.

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.
Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.
by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014
mugGet the crack piratemug.

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