Pansexual

The word to describe tumblrites, fake hipsters and scared to come out lesbians.

They claim they could love a transgender person however they have never met one in their life.

Normal person: hello, are you bi
Pansexual idiot: no I'm pan
Normal person: what does that mean
Pansexual idiot: I like all people especially people I've never met and probably won't fall in love with ever
Normal person: that makes no sense you are quite mentally off
Pansexual idiot: BIGOT BIGOTED BIGOT!!!!! (walks off sulking knowing the normal person is right)

by Danielcringle December 8, 2015

pineapple

1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)

2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)

The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

pineapple slap your ascot

it means slap your ass.

why u hitting me? what the h*** are u doing that for? Do you want me to pineapple slap your ascot?? Huh, Scott?

by Adaise May 21, 2008

Pansexual

Someone who is in love with pans and has no love for men or women.

I am pansexual I am in a relationship with my moms read pan!

by ConanSenpai April 23, 2017

Pansexual

The sexual attraction to any gender. So basically just another word for bisexual. Or it is its own word if you're crazy enough to believe in these 63 genders.

Steve: Are you gay?
Michael: No I am pansexual.
Steve: What is that?
Michael: I am attracted to people of every gender.
Steve: So you mean bisexual.
Michael: No because there are 63 genders...
Steve: Shut the fuck up Michael, you are bisexual because there are only 2 genders you utter twat.

by Bananus95 August 19, 2017

Pansexual

A fictional sexuality made by Tumblr freaks who think there are more than two genders.

Ash: Hi! I'm pansexual.
Logan: ...so, you're attracted to pans?
Ash: No, I love everyone regardless of sex, gender, gender identity, etc. ! :3
Logan: So, you're bi?
Ash: No, pan and bi are different.
Logan: How so?
Ash: Pansexuals are sexually attracted to nb people, genderqueer, genderfluids, men, women, trans men/women, intrrsex, etc. ! :3
Logan: ...
Also Logan: There's only two genders.
Ash: NO !!! THERE'S 5748+ GENDERS
Logan: How so??
Ash: Well, some people don't fit into the gender binary because they don't like gender roles.
Logan: That does not mean there is an infinite number of genders...
Ash: Yes it does!
Logan: Nah, not even close.
Also Logan: According to evolution, that's false.

Ash: No. According to Tumble, that's correct !! :3
Logan: Tumblr?? That's not a reliable source.
Ash: Ofc it is !!
Logan: How ??
Ash: Because Tumblr is always right !!
Logan: ...... *facepalm* Lord help us..

by bigirl101X3 June 15, 2018

pineapple pizza

A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple

Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .

It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is

Pineapple pizza

"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"

by Pizzagod_13 October 8, 2015