Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Peter mixup

Doing smt that someone will do before they do it to avoid their consequences .

Pints: Maybe I should block oily to avoid him from blocking me
I called that the peter mixup

by <3 Dany <3 September 5, 2019

lil peter

A lil peter is a vulgur term to describe an asians genitalia.

Look a that zipperheads lil peter.

by Lil munts December 13, 2017

mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy

Dam you Mrs peters

by Jose leal January 12, 2018

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 17, 2017