Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

Peter Pipe

The male version of a queef where the gas exits through the head of a penis

It smells stank in here, did you Peter Pipe

by Cpt. Koch January 31, 2016

Peter-Twirling

Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.

Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.

Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!

by killersbytrade June 7, 2010

Peter popoff

The act of smacking a bitch in the head so hard she thinks she found jesus

Dude hit her with some peter popoff

by Biff diggler September 29, 2020

peter stroud

When your balls hang lower than your dick

Hey john did you see garys peter stroud last night its pretty fucked up

by NotAPeterStroud November 5, 2019

Anna Peters

Anna Peters is a red head who has a lot of awesome friends she is the biggest crank head ever#annapeters

Hey do you know Anna Peters Yeah she is the biggest red headed crackhead ever

by Your mom.con November 24, 2019

Peter moment

Incredibly sexual references

"It's big and long."

"That's what she said"
"Peter moment"

by GaryBro69 August 26, 2021