Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

tree kicker

noune:/a female usualy of the obease that hangs out with the cute girl and promts her to diss you.

yea things woulda gone well if the tree kicker had a mc d's #1 to shut the fuck up!

by cabbage juice August 18, 2009

pohutukawa tree

A tree in Cape Reinga that all the Maori spirits go to when they are killed, but if you mess with the tree, bad things will happen to you and your family

I went and pulled a flower of the Pohutukawa Tree and I nearly got hit by a truck

by Lozza100 July 1, 2014

palmetto tree

A palm tree that grows in the U.S. Animals and shit live in them, so watch out!

We saw Palmetto Trees when we went to South Carolina.

by Definer1and2 November 23, 2016

back of the tree

expression meaning ugly and unwanted. taken from when people recieve ornaments for christmas that they very much dislike, but don't want to offend the giver of the gift. so, they put it up, but on the back of the tree, so no one can really see it

whoa, did your grandma seriously give you an abba-themed christmas ornament? that is seriosly back of the tree right there

by chicken sangwhich January 25, 2007

Palm Tree

PALM-TREE /pä(l)m trē /
(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.

Palm-treed (past tense)
Palm-treeing (present participle)

Palm Tree usage:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to kiss, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.

by Miya_nyan March 26, 2021

tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~

Trejo get your ass over here!!

IT'S TREE HOEEEEEEE

by Jesus Is A Sin August 27, 2018