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office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.
Always knew I could count on you- office pet.
by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018
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Office Carrion

The leftover food at work from catered lunches, personal pizzas, cookies, and sandwich platters that starving and overworked staff eat after about 1:15PM instead of rushing out to grab a quick bite.
1. You should have seen the hordes of co-ops fighting over the office carrion today!
2. Man, I was so busy with back to back meetings today, then that idiot booked a lunch meeting... All I had to eat today was some office carrion. I had to kill four co-ops to eat.
by PartyMoose November 6, 2010
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Box office

A in-person admission ticket vendors
The box office was smashed with people
by Doza55 June 1, 2022
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Delusional Office

Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.
"Damn, all these yellow walls and fluorescent lights sure make this look like a Delusional Office."
by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024
mugGet the Delusional Officemug.

office-ese

pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".

description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.

I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.

OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 March 11, 2011
mugGet the office-esemug.

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