I fucked your boyfriend

Y'all know "I fucked your mom" so this is better lolll

Sarha : I fucked your boyfriend
Jack: I fucked your mom

by I'm a Barbie girl in my Barbie February 25, 2022

BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)

When you’re so single it makes you sad

Symptoms: depression like symptoms, torturing yourself on Pinterest by looking at pictures of couples, being annoyed by other couples, trying to find a husband in any public location, crying at every sad song you hear to the point where your mates have to check on you

Lily: you seem sad everything ok?
Ellie: yeah I’ve just never had a boyfriend, I’m suffering from BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)

by Fellow BDD sufferer May 28, 2021

National photo with boyfriend day

To take lots and lots of cute pictures witg your boyfriend

Omg it's national photo with boyfriend day we're gonna take so much cute photos

by Boyfriend day October 24, 2019

29th May boyfriend day

National boy friend day treat ur boyfriend right

Suck his dick 29th May boyfriend day send him titty pics

by Apollo is daddy May 29, 2021

Kiss your boyfriend day

This day you got to kiss your boyfriend. It is on the 19th of february

Gf: kisses bf randomly.
Bf: oh it is kiss your boyfriend day isn't it?

by vlamme man December 30, 2021

mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

National be with your boyfriend day

National be with your boyfriend day is October 22 you need to talk smile wave hug to your boyfriend

David : Kaylee why are you being so clingy today

Kaylee : it’s October 22 national be with your boyfriend Day
David: oh OK :)

by I don’tknowyou September 21, 2021