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Jack’s mum
by milfman January 31, 2022
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MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies
by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023
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Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.
Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.
by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024
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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020
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Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun
Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.
by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012
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milf

i'm gonna be such a milf - then you'll be a motherfucker.
by milf102 February 13, 2022
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Milf

MMm ava milf *smlsodhfouh*
by Nuts4milfs January 20, 2022
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