milf machine

A wealthy YOUNGER woman that is at least 18+ years old who spends freely on a OLDER person, generally a WOMAN, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy often found in polly bi or lesbian relationships.

My Sugar MILf took me out to dinner and bought me some new Nike slides than we went back to her house and i had a threesome with her and her boyfriend before me and her and him went to sleep.

by Nikkiness Zerbonia February 18, 2024

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Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.

Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017

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Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze April 03, 2016

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