Martin

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.

Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.

Look at this poor boy , he really is Martin.

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

Alex Orange Martin

The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.

I would hate to be a Alex Orange Martin

by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017

Martin (drink)

Bourbon N OJ

“What’ll it be Sir?”

“You know what, Uhhhh let me get a Martin (drink) “

-WBVM TCB

by WBVM007 November 24, 2022

Martin Jekyll

Da more-even-tempered political candidate from Sarasota County, Florida.

Maybe if Martin Hyde had had Martin Jekyll in da car with him at da time when he got pulled over for speeding and texting, da "opposites attract" concept might have kinda mellowed things out a bit, and so there might not have been da humiliating nationwide scandal dat brewed up as a result of said disgraceful incident.

by QuacksO February 26, 2022

eliza martin

A very beautiful, charming, nice, girl. Typically Eliza Martin(s) tend to have relationships with Maclean(s). Eliza Martin means pretty girl in the sañcëîšh language.

Maclean: ooh I like her pants!
Eliza Marin: you talking to me?
Maclean’s buddy :yeah
Eliza Martin: my bad I was talking to the other guy. Sorry.
Maclean:oh he’s just a retard
Eliza Martin: hahaha!

by Jimmy Schoffenburg March 1, 2018

Martin

often an excellent sniper in games, and has an extreme urge to play games, often gets zits on their forehead or on their head, usually has a veeery varm, calm, relaxing and deep voice

another no-scope? he's such a Martin

by lalskdkwbskskslns December 20, 2018