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Marios

Marios is bastard because his father left him , and he has a small dick, One More Thing About Marios.
He likes Vazelini but only if is above 10$ .and is jealious of bbc .
Marios: hi
bbc: want you want fam
Marios : Vazelini
bbc: What is that
Marios: ...
by b3lugaGr November 20, 2021
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Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored
by imma a tire September 8, 2025
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A Super Mario

A Super Mario

this term is used to define:

1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.

2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
person a, to his friend (at a party): what a great party, I heard that the organizer of this event invited so many different people because he is a Super Mario

person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.

The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
by Sexydimma January 11, 2012
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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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Mario

Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.

I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3
Mario is so funny did you see what he did in class today

yea of course I did he made everyone laugh
by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023
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Mario

Hi Mario

Mario fuck you
by Yeetmano69 May 5, 2020
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Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo
🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato
by pickypocket September 12, 2025
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