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lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.
I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.
by sawbones October 20, 2012
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Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 18, 2017
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Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.
He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.
by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023
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lunch

I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block
Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."
by Ch11 July 25, 2014
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hot lunch

The stuff you pay for at school or potentially the grossest fucking thing people do during sex ever. Holy fucking Jesus Christ!
I can't even explain this in a sentence because hot lunches are gross. That goes for both of the definitions. Man I can't wait to leave hot school lunches behind!
by #MissNobody February 16, 2017
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bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.
Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.
by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020
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Lunch box

"God, Sarah is such a lunch box!"
by Ayylmao47323 June 2, 2017
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