Pussy lunch

Having pussy for lunch

Fred: I had a pussy lunch

by Fuck dog 37 May 31, 2022

lunch drunk

idiots that decide it would be a good idea to go and get wasted during lunch at school and then come bak and stay drunk and cover up poorly

Slut#1: lets go get wasted
Slut#2: hell ya we'll be cool
slut#1: ok

by cracky the crack head May 4, 2005

Free lunch

Something you get for free

Yo I been gettin money for nothing that’s a free lunch

by YuOfTheNight October 19, 2019

School Lunch

Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.

I hate school lunch.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021

lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 4, 2020

K mi lunch

K mi lunch doesn't deal with reality. Only falsehood. Everybody's trick.

K mi lunch is a catfish.

by Sashaaisha September 5, 2022

Antarctic Hot Lunch

An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.

"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".

by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025