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Murphy's law

If something can go wrong it will
What is Murphy's law. Murphy's law is 2020
by Smalltowngirl20 June 5, 2020
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law of b0bb

if you let someone talk for long enough, eventually they will iterate through all offensive ideas in order to prevent a lull in a conversation.
why did he just say that?
law of b0bb
by scrotalwarts June 9, 2020
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Snowball's Law

Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.

As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.

Named after a character in Animal Farm.
What budget little prick invoked Snowball's law this time?
by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020
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Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.
Jon destroys an $81,000 truck and gets a raise out of it.

Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.
by IamVGamer September 4, 2020
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child-in-law

gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys
Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!
by crazgirl October 24, 2020
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The Curve Law

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
by Mshiro November 4, 2020
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law of aviation

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
by Land00 November 6, 2020
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