law of ninjism

This law states that any who become a ninja remain a ninja. More specifically if you become a ninja in a video game, real life, or other you remain a ninja. This means it crosses over into your. actual life.

According to the law of ninjism, that is so a ninja.

by TimePeradox99 May 17, 2014

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

Law Dawg

plain and simple, a righteous motherfucker

That Law Dawg is a connoisseur of big booty hoes

by Law Dawg February 22, 2021

Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.

The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.

by Jomali January 12, 2015

Shepherd's Law

According to Jaliea's ( Leah) theory, on 23rd of September 1997, she discovered that she could communicate with the species called a "goat". So in January, on the date of the 29th, 2014. She furthered her studies and decided to name this spectacular; this wondrous happening of a miracle the "Shepherd's Law." In this current time it is now known to man that there is only 2 creatures that could actually communicate with these species including herself with the other being Sade. Both are girls and happen to discover this by letting out there inner self. They both got the title shepherd in front of their nicknames "Shepherd Syco" and Jaliea's is "Shepherd Leeuh" wherein both is obviously derived from the "Shepherd's Law." For more information contact anyone from Duncan Town, Ragged Island. The Bahamas about this. Some said it is false but its up to you if you actually believe.

ohh look it's Shepherd Sade over there one of the girls who discovered the Shepherd's Law.

by It Girl April 12, 2014

AIM law

No talking about farts, poop or butts in AIM chat.

Him: "Fartburger buttexplosion!"
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."

by tarshtoo September 11, 2011