Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them

Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap

by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023

The Law of Stars

All technologies featured in both Star Wars & Star Trek will eventually come to be.

3D is not perfect and still a bit of a gimmick but life is 3D and the law of stars says that ultimately " virtual reality" (games, movies, work stations...) will be 3D and include all the full other senses. Star Wars had R2D2's Princess Leia projection or the Holodeck from Star Trek.

by Serac January 25, 2011

Mariano Law

When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.

PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”

by Mariano. October 4, 2021

mudkip's law

When a user knows about a birthday surprise in advance but has to pretend otherwise to preserve the sanctity of the surprise.

Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.

Person 1: dude no don't get that I already bought you one for your birth-– f**k

Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.

by sapphicat February 20, 2021

Law of Bockung

The "Law of Bockung" describes a mindset in which an individual seeks out only things that satisfy their immediate cravings and whims.

It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021

A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers

by Evohevoo January 5, 2022

Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain

The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.

by FSPer October 12, 2019

AIM law

No talking about farts, poop or butts in AIM chat.

Him: "Fartburger buttexplosion!"
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."

by tarshtoo September 11, 2011