Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"

"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"

by toastyOO January 24, 2010

jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

by Tanezza May 5, 2010

jack weiner

The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there

Jack Weiner went up me ass last night

by Uptbutt October 9, 2014

young jack

Young male

Pay attention to these grown folks and learn something young jack

by Vwade November 5, 2013

jack and drop

To enter an establishment, such as a Wal-Mart or Target, and ejaculate or squirt into a product, like a sock.

Then, you put it back for the general public to enjoy.

Last night I totally Jack and Dropped a tube sock in Wal-Mart. Left it in some ladies cart.

by Edgar Allen Pie March 9, 2015

doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

by izamberie September 24, 2015

jack crossing

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited

Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens

by The killer penis November 15, 2016