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Jesse

A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
Jesse kept nagging me about the Arsenal game last night.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse is a beautiful merman who is worth the entire world. He can often be found watching anime and seven hour long video game breakdowns on YouTube.

Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.
“Oh hey look, it’s Jesse!”
Awesome. I love that guy.”
by KingGizz69 December 6, 2021
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Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.
by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022
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Jesse

Young man who chooses his words carefully, not only his words but his bond with the people he dines interest. Anime freak when it comes to action. Flirty with girls but doesn’t get with them(Not all of them). Chamorro/671/GUAM. Jesse(Jesus)
by Jhazmynn March 20, 2018
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Jesse Smellwood

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019
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jess and tyler

a Jess is a common person who always tries to seek out the best in people however Tyler is a quiet soul who gets louder as you get to know him, Tyler will always be there for you and always be able to make things better and this is helpful for a Jess as they will never admit that they need help. Tyler’s are usually tall,athletic, kind and blonde which creates him a lady magnet where as a Jess is usually small,slim,blonde and cocky which is a contrast to a Tyler however this is how they work they are an amazing couple and they should be together
-omg it’s jess and tyler

-i wish i was them

-they r so good together
by gaybbg123 December 16, 2023
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Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..
"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."
by ParentMe February 2, 2020
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