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Jason

An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.
-So how was last night?
-It was great, Jason is such a god, i love him.
by yup,itsme May 17, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative. He has a 50 inch mega cock and girls for miles wanna get with him but he’s too much of a memer to be with them.
Wow, Jason is so hot
Jason is a mega chad
Omg, Jason stop posting memes
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Jason

A person with the same IQ than a grandfather clock, can't take a hint and constantly gives the teacher a mental breakdown and gets screamed at.
Bro Jason is totally going to get expelled this time
by @therealKermitthefrog December 5, 2019
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Jason Brown

He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban
You good at sports right
yea why
so u must be jason brown
by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024
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Jason Qin

A retarded asian with a small chode and sucks of his dad
by pussy destroyer/ your mum March 28, 2017
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Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021
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