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office 2 iron

another good guy to be or good to have on your team, he can often deliver in tight or hairy situations, he'll make the call, the decision, the play tht others shy away from cause they are shitless. He doesn't waiver, doesn't bull-shit, says it like it is, a real straight-shooter.
Jackson: I can't believe Jones got away with that from Miller.
Murphy: that's because Miller knows that Jones is the office 2 iron, anybody else would have got fired on the spot for making that comment.
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Iron fish

Comes from the combination of common phrases of an "iron fist" and a "slap around the face with a fish".

The action of both ruling someone with complete dominancy and backing it up with punishments when some one steps out of line.
I'm the iron fish around here!

Do you really want to be iron fished?!
by Drop Dead Freddie March 16, 2021
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Iron Boy Jr.

A derogatory term used for the Earth-199999/Marvel Cinematic Universe version of Peter Parker and/or Spider-Man. It's based on the opinion that this version of the character uses too many high-tech gadgets and has quite a close bond with Iron Man. The term is normally used by idiots who think Spider-Man in the comics is somehow not high-tech and that he also doesn't have a bond with Iron Man. Overall, it's a hurtful term that hurts the Marvel and Spider-Man community in its entirety.
Person 1: "I hate the MCU's Spider-Man, more like Iron Boy Jr., am I right?"

Person 2: "Dude, shut the f**k up."
by Conveyedlawyer June 4, 2022
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Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.
I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.
by Taquecop May 4, 2008
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iRon

Pronounced I-Ron, a person so stupid the fail to grasp the concept of irony.
Jake: Rain on a wedding day is so ironic.
Kris: No, it's not! You're a total iRon you know that?
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Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.
General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!
by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019
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