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Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
mugGet the Holding the beansmug.

Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the Holding your kids hostagemug.

Holding up 4 fingers

Holding up 4 fingers means you love jessie
Omg their holding up 4 fingers they love jessie
by Urmom8o5 May 17, 2022
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Hold form

Staying true to your convictions, morals and life goals. Holding form is finding one’s true masculine self in perfect form and balance.
Hold form / held form: Man my bosses wife was sweating me at the party but I held form and shut that off immediately.
by Penn Vonn Dutch December 19, 2022
mugGet the Hold formmug.

Holding the sausage hostage

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
mugGet the Holding the sausage hostagemug.

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