A basement guy/man is an employee of a company who often work in customer service or run the social media page. They work with a metaphorical gun to their head.
The basement guy is taking a lot of heat in the comments, but it’s not their fault. They had to submit that post because it’s their job.
by TheGaryTard May 22, 2023
Get the basement guy mug.He's typically a strange person. Very little is know about him. Currently we do not know if if acts strange on purpose or naturally as well as his motives. His end goal is unclear, whether it's for worldly domination or just to be a peculiar type of person. What we do know about him is he hates going up against Deepwoken builds that require little to no skill. Take Cookie's lightning build for example. When Edgy Guy Loses to that build, he goes into a rage state and will not calm down in a long period of time. It's best to play it safe around him and use the most unnecessary Discord emojis to suppress him.
"Edgy guy is currently at the Hive."
"It's best not to go there, you will be in great danger once you take a step into The Hive."
"It's best not to go there, you will be in great danger once you take a step into The Hive."
by Vindeti March 30, 2023
Get the Edgy Guy mug.The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.
Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023
Get the Stairs Guy mug.I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.
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Get the Cumble Guy mug.A Shrimpy Guy is stereotypically a tall, skinny and very pale man who is of average or slightly below average attractiveness. People can be a little bit shrimpy if they have some, but not all of these characteristics.
“That guy over there is quite attractive but sometimes he looks too shrimpy for my liking” “He is quite lanky...he looks like a quite shrimpy guy”
by shrimpy<3 March 12, 2020
Get the shrimpy guy mug.most commonly found in metro canada , specifically the deli department (hense the name the deli guy). has piercing blue eyes and is so hot. he typically won't talk to u but that's ok he still likes you, just convince urself that. the deli guy is a mysterious figure and prolly u don't know his name. but let me tell u he is so hot and has the nicest voice in his department (see dan from produce for more department tea). The deli guy even says goodbye to his future girlfriend whilst he's on the phone with his current one. so cute 🥺🥺
by danfromproduce June 19, 2020
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