Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008

cock fruit tail

When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.

“The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “

by Floyd Chavers August 25, 2021

Fruit - "E" - Wrap

A "fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up" wrapped around ones johnson, leaving room around the head for a fruity treat. Might I warn you, this often lead to a fruit explosion...

1. I finished the night off by giving her a tasty bedtime snack as I let her fiest on an "Fruit - "E" - Wrap". She could taste the rainbow as she guzzled on the exotic waterwall
2. All way to the droopy plums as she helped herself to an all you can eat "Fruit - "E"- Wrap"

by Toga Yoga November 25, 2010

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019

Lil Fruit Snacc

The best SoundCloud Rapper ever

Lil Fruit Snacc outta this

by LilFruitsnaccfan September 17, 2020

fruit fly

an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)

Leave me alone you little fruit fly.

by Light Joker September 13, 2004

fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007