(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
Get the Floor beermug. The dumpy lady that you hire for $6 to half ass clean the floors and toilets. You can usually get her to do weird things like lick the bowl if you pay her because she needs the money. She has gray teeth and a crooked face indicating that she may or may not have been curb stomped at some point.
Did you see the Floor Whore that Bernie hired to clean the shitter at the soccer field?? She has a fucked up grill...
by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021
Get the Floor Whoremug. sitting on someone's genitals
by Shut up floor January 25, 2014
Get the sit on the floormug. 