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Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
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evan nanevie

yo yall heard of evan nanevie

yeah he a G.O.A.T
by gokuiisccool February 28, 2024
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Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord
by M0nke March 19, 2024
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Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
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Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.
Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!
by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
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Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.
Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!
by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
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Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.
Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!
by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
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