The sweetest guy ever, he’s so loving, caring, he’s also shy and smart. He’s probably even good in bed. Anyone would be lucky to have an Eric. (he’s also only into McKenzie) So stay away or you might get stabbed😁
by 2007mb May 31, 2023

I just brushed my Hair and so much hair was in the brush it created an Eric when I pulled it all out
by Crazystarlady November 14, 2020

a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
by anonymous February 1, 2024

by iuyggjhgbykujigv January 2, 2019

The most legendary water polo player. He has eyes that when people look in them they get lost in them. He is very tall and intimidating but once you get to know him he is the nicest and sweetest guy ever.
Boy: Eric the OG Is such a good water polo player
Girl: Eric is the cutest guy ever I wish I was dating him.
Girl: Eric is the cutest guy ever I wish I was dating him.
by Karo and Eric December 6, 2019

Often pretends to be on the phone. He'll chat with noone on the other end to appear to have more friends than he does.
by Tweedle Swanson November 19, 2022
