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Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.
You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey
by nora archymern April 7, 2023
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Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp
I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
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To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water
“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass
by Rogersbae September 20, 2025
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dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
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Dildo of Justice

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!
by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025
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Dickless dildo

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
by anonymous November 9, 2022
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