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anal cookies

(noun) (plural) small flakes of human fecies that form along the length of the shaft of the penis while a person is being violently sodomized (pounded anally)
Nelson could smell the fresh batch of anal cookies that were cooking in his wife's kitchen.
by DAD-ANAL November 7, 2006
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eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".
John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.
by Craig September 2, 2008
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wet cookie

It's based on the old pissing on marshmallows in a toilet, a training tool posed to male kids needing to learn how to practice with their accuracy. It turned into a college gag, a fraternity prank, where frat boys would piss on a cookie and offer it to new initiates or to other frat boys.
by Quanta Cookie September 17, 2010
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Cookin

When you are mildly high on weed. This can be seen when you are walking with a retarded smile on your face, you are talking kind of stupid and your eyes are sort of red. You probably just smoked a dime with 3 other people.
Enjoy.
Yoooo I saw Marcos and he was cooking!
by Latinr19 October 16, 2008
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Red Snatch Cookies

Getting Sex from an extremely hot redhead.
Often abbreviated as RSC
Angie scott really wants some red snatch cookies!!!!!!
by HotForHerXXX February 13, 2010
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cookie mom

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
by observant teenager March 5, 2009
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Cookieing

The act of having sexual intercourse untill the female orgasms and as she screams from pleasure,and as she screams insert a cookie into her mouth
Last night i got caught Cookieing my girl friend!
by zeper34 September 10, 2010
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