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AUSTIN

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.
by m1kel September 19, 2023
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Austin and Jayda

Lovers who have sex in the stalls during class
Austin and Jayda keep moaning in the bathroom.
by Smasher6708 May 10, 2019
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Austin

Adult An Austin is generally associated with a well-meaning and kind person.
Teenager Generally, they're closeted or just act in a gay manner.
"Dude, Austin tried to touch me yesterday, but idk if he's gay".
by Hun Atimuldar May 30, 2019
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Austin

A kid that gets no bitches and believes the government controls his brain
Person 1: Hey who’s that? He’s talking to your sister.
Person 2: That’s that Austin motherfucker!
by Theunknownwaterbottle September 13, 2022
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Austin

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
"Oh Austin? Yeah thing about him is The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
by Will Arnett November 23, 2021
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Austin

Austin, He’s sweet and kind so funny and be a meanie at times but it’s all just fun and games. He has his mullet with his brunette hair and a cowboy if you ever saw one. He’s the most nicest boy I know. It was the fall I fell for a boy named Austin and dang how much I love fall now.
Austin’s is mine now<33
by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024
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austin

cute lil thicccc ass hoe with a butt that won’t quit
friend 1: damn did you see that guys ass?
friend 2: yeah, he’s definitely an austin
by welovedatass69 April 8, 2019
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